Blue Jellyfish

Last night on the way home from gymnastics, Lauren, Jason and I had the following conversation:

Lauren: Mommy, why is that blue jellyfish on your car?

Me: What jellyfish, honey?

Jason is looking at my like our child is missing a head.

Lauren: That blue one right there. (she points toward my dash)

I look and see the blue headlight for my brights and begin to laugh.

Me: That tells me that my bright lights are on. You are right though, it does look like a blue jellyfish.

Lauren: Yeah, I know I am right. Thanks mommy.


Another lovely Lauren comment this morning when I dropped her off at daycare. I said she needed to go in her room and I had to get to work. She looks at me, smiles sweetly and says,

"I'll do it for 5 dollars."

I tried not to laugh and so did her teacher. I said, "Excuse me, who taught you that?"

"My daddy."

Right kid...I highly doubt your daddy would teach you that considering her knows what he is in for when you are a teen. Nice try. And then I bolted before she asked for $20.